TWO PENNIES ARCHIVE
I'm pretty sure you didn't miss anything important but here's what you missed.
What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas...including the stripper poles.
MAY 3rd- I Met Justin Timberlake's Daddy
The title says it all
MAY 22nd Video Blog Suge Knight Could Still Kick Your Ass
Suge Knight Got Knocked Out..So What.
It's not what you think..TRUST ME. lol
Nothing like an arrogant woman covered in fruit to get me upset
Herbie Hancock won a grammy...and for that, there must be balance
I love black history month but we're starting to take things a little too far.
So I posted a pic of this girl standing next to a toilet and um..she found out about it.
So I went hunting for the first time in my life..it was fun...and damn cold
New Prank Call video
Nov 8th- Free Flowing Stupidity
it was fun meeting a lady wearing a metallic gold outfit.
I always run across a few things that don't look 'right'. Her'
Always good to see black people at their best and their worst.
if you're getting a cucumber mask.. turn your thug.
Oct. 3rd- TRICK! I DON'T EAT NO BLUEBERRIES
Have you ever seen a Homeless couple argue over a blue berry muffin? HILARIOUS
Nothing like a power outage at Best Buy to send us all back into the stone age.
'Fight Club' renewed my faith in the way I see the world.
Ever farted in a grocery store freezer? It's liberating.
Aug. 1st- Kid Charcoal & Retarded Sea Otters
Talking trash at a Houston Astros Game
My face ended up on the wrong flyer not too long ago.
Sucks when you think you're the man of the hour only to discover you're the sucker of the hour.
Did you hear the one about the grown man that goes in shopping malls doing karate moves?
June 21st I Love Me Some Drama
Stuck in El Paso Watching a soccer match
I'm so sick of Maury Povich
May 4th- My London Video is Up
Gotta love acting a fool in London with people
April 23rd- Pimp Slap Buddhist Monks
Buddhists are by far the most disrespected people in the world of religion.
Back on the road Doing comedy after a spring full of colleges.
March 15th- Comics Unleashed TV CLIP
March 14th- Me and My Big Mouth
My Cousin just became a police officer and I promised to buy him a bullet proof vest.
Forrest Whittaker won an Oscar...somewhere somebody is doing something stupid.
March 2nd- There's a Wocket in my Pocket
I went to read to some kids at Dr. Seuss Reading day.
The Harddrive on my Laptop died.
February 17th- This is Your Future
If You're not married then please take a long look at this man
February 9th- More Equilibrium
Jennifer Hudson was nominated for
February 8th- I don't Want to be Rich
Nothing like spending the evening in the airport looking at rich people to get you upset.
February 2nd- I wish I could be dumb again
You ever feel like being intelligent is a bit of a punishment?
January 18th- When People Die Stupid
Did you hear the one about the lady who died while trying to get a Nintendo Wii.
Will Obama be our next president? If so then there's a price to pay for it.
January 6th- 11 miles to Glory
The 4th Installment of my Journey to Los Angeles
January 5th- 362 miles to Glory
The 3rd Installment of my Journey to Los Angeles
January 3rd-1,219 Miles to Glory-Who Got Dem Mexicans
The 2nd Installment of my Journey to Los Angeles
January 2nd- 2,077 Miles to Glory
The 1st Installment of my Journey to Los Angeles
January 1st- I called my Ex, and then my Ex Called
New Year's Day at Waffle House.
December 28th- Face Transplant Canidates
Look at the picture.. enough said.
December 27th- What I Learned over the holidays
Meatloaf @ the Cheesecake Factory... garbage
December 15th- Who the Hell is Rachael Ray?
And other stupidity.
December 9th- Stupid Check Engine Lights
I hate em. my record is 4 on at one time.
December 1st- A Tale of Two Michaels, Vick & Richards
they're both pretty stupid.
November 28th- Why Does Montana Exist?
I dont mean that in a bad way. don't get all testy with me.
November 11th- Don't Insult my Damn Intelligence
November 7th - PUT IT ON MY CHEST
Laughing Gas makes you hallucinate.
You're not READY for the costumes that I saw.
The Cardinals won the World Series...who gives a damn.
October 16th- Partying with the Other Side
Always good getting drunk with old people in Chattanooga
October 4th- 29th for Take-off
September 9th-Can We Laugh at the Croc Hunter?
September 8th - A New Black Stereotype
September 1st-Why Rappers shoot Themselves
August 18th Your Mom is blocking your Blessing
August 1st - Making the World a Better Place
July 23rd- Blogs from Montreal Canada
July 10th- Quit Saving Stupid People
June 26th- Thoughts from a Houston Batting Cage
June 15th- Don't Bite My Back Terry
June 7th- My Unknown Drinking Problem
June 3rd- Comic View Go Bye-Bye?
MAY 8th- Monday Morning In a Missouri Porn Shop
MAY 3rd- $200 Baby Shoes and Christina Millian
MAY 1st- YOU TOOK A S--T IN MY HOUSE?! EXPLICIT LANGUAGE
April 28th- Thoughts from an L.A. Batting Cage
APRIL 17th- Direct Deposit is Stupid
APRIL 7th- Lamont Sanford, An American Hero
MARCH 29th- Pork Chop and the District Manager
MARCH 23rd Seat Belt Laws are stupid...damn stupid
FEBRUARY 28th- Pockets of Stupidity
FEBRUARY 23rd- Sleeping at Truck Stops
FEBRUARY 15th- You Call THAT Love?
JANUARY 30th- Divorce is Hilarious
JANUARY 23rd- You Lying Ass Grandparents
JANUARY 1st Happy New Year, I Deleted Your Phone Number
DECEMBER 25th- CHRISTMAS DAY DEATH THREATS
DECEMBER 19th - NO KIDS FOR ME EITHER!
DECEMBER 12th-- JUST PICK A F----G TREE (EXPLICIT LANGUAGE)
I LOVE SPRINT / NEXTEL-- DECEMBER 5th
NOVEMBER 22nd AHH THE HOLIDAYS-
THE MCRIB IS BACK, WHO CARES?- NOVEMBER 8th
I SHOULD QUIT COMEDY- NOVEMBER 1ST
I THREW AWAY YOUR MONOPOLY PIECES- OCTOBER 24TH
GAMBLE THAT HURRICANE MONEY BABY!- OCTOBER 10TH
EXPLOSIONS GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION- SEPTEMBER 20th
KICKED OUT OF WRIGLEY FIELD- SEPTEMBER 12th
LEAVE HARRY POTTER FANS ALONE- AUGUST 17th
KILL YOURSELF RAFAEL PALMEIRO- AUGUST 5th