MAY 20, 2007

The show will star Anthony Anderson opposite Cole Hauser.  I've been a big fan of Anthony Anderson for a while. I've always respected Anderson much more for his dramatic acting than I do his comedies.

Compare some of his comedic performances in ‘Kangaroo Jack’, Malibu’s Most Wanted, & Big Momma’s House  to his dramatic stuff in  ‘The Shield’, Law & Order, and ‘Hustle and Flow’ and tell me which Anthony Anderson you prefer.

But Alas my friends, the karma gods can’t lot allow this occurrence to go unpunished..

There must be equilibrium.

 I wasn’t sure which video to go with for Equilibrium this time so here’s the two honorable mention’s first…

Someone forwarded me a link to some black dude taking a Roadside DUI Test.  The man looks like he was on his way to audition for a role in “Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo” so I suspect this video is from the 80’s.  

What's funny about it to me is how he admits to driving drunk, but then says.."Let me make it clear, I wasn't driving."

HONORABLE MENTION 2

Screech Gets Cursed Out

PROFANITY WARNING !!!!!

I don’t care for Celebrity Fit Club. It was cool when Biz Markie was on there but for the most part the show isn’t my cup of tea.     

There’s this dude on the show, Harvey I believe he’s called. He’s a no nonsense kind of guy. Well when Justin Diamond (* Screech from Saved by the Bell*) threatens to kick his ass, Harvey goes off.

My personal favorite line comes 7 seconds into the clip…

 "Somebody get his ass outta here, you are f---ing full of s---t. You must be out of your part-time cartoon mind.”

 Screech replies.. “We can set up a UFC match anytime”

 To which Harvey later replies... “I’m here to help yo fat ass”.

Hands down the equilibrium belt this time goes to Dr. Alexyss K Tylor.

 I never enjoyed sex ed.  In high school the health teacher couldn’t say penis or vagina without everyone giggling. And by the time you take sex ed in college you’ve seen a penis or a vagina and the class isn’t as hilarious.

 That’s because Sex Ed wasn’t taught by Dr. Alexyss K. Tylor.

 This is a lady on public access in Atlanta that encourages women to have “Vagina Power”. 

What’s even funnier is HER MOTHER who on the show as a sidekick attempting to get clarification on sex toys. Some where around the 01:40 mark of Video 1

 MOM:  What’s a jack rabbit?.. Now when I was a kid a jackrabbit just jump from here to there out in the woods

 ALEXUS:  they have harnessed that power, They have taken that same concept of the rabbit jumping from here to there. The design of it make it just jump all up on the clit, just jump all out of control.

 If you don’t watch anything else in this blog. Please watch the stretch in Video 2 from 3:50-4:50 where Alexyss screams out “ D—k will make you slap somebody” and she gets all into explaining it and for a split second her mom tries to remind her of her audience.

4:35- The Penis is a heat-seeking missile. It’s just like a rocket, and inside of every rocket there is information encoded in it to make it do what it do.

VIDEO 2 was kind of flat to me but Video 3 was by far the best of the trilogy. This lady is on Television in a pilot’s outfit proclaiming that she’s 

 “Piloting the P---y”

 1:03- Ya’ll got to Pilot the p---y. Ya’ll gotta be the p----y police.

 1:50 – A lot of men scared to keep that wedding ban on…because they know that wedding ban is also a noose around his nuts. A true nut bracket.

2:35- Salute the Vagina.

 Basically what Tylor is trying to say is that, it’s up to women to police their bodies to make sure that they don’t catch STD’s because men will have sex with anyone and bring that stuff home to you. So in essence you must police your vagina to protect your body and your emotions.

That’s the point she’s trying to make… what came out of her mouth was…

 “YA’LL GOTTA BE THE P---Y POLICE !!’   “Men get a tingling in their nuts when their nuts get bored.”

 4:34- Men Meeting up with women to ration the d—k out. Just like they ration out government cheese in the projects…..Government-rationed cheese is good but hard. It constipates and run up all in you and locks your bowels up.

She made a lot of great points about women treating their bodies like a temple, but any good point she wanted to make was lost in her hilarious delivery, her hilarious costumes, and her mom who looked like she just didn’t get it.

Mr. Turner was drunk and Harvey was angry. Anger is no different from being drunk, it’s a temporary state of mind in which we sometimes say or do things we didn’t mean to do.

But Alexyss Tylor is completely sober. And when you’re sober you’re less likely to apologize for things that you say.

 I’m sure that Harvey and Screech apologized to each other off camera. I seriously doubt that Alexyss Tylor is apologizing to anyone. Video 4 only confirms this.  In Video 4 Tylor address the women who hate on her and call her vulgar. She then makes a comparison of her vulgarity to a professor at Spellman College who was arrested for indecent exposure in a bathroom at the Atlanta Airport.

Video 4 is a bit long but it's all building up to what I consider to be a very sensible point.

She makes GREAT points and I actually agree with alot that Tylor has to say but because of her hilarious delivery, people will always laugh at her, before they listen.  Cruel World.

 I can only hope that ‘K’ville’ is a successful drama on FOX because that can only mean more hilarity for us from Dr. Alexyss Tylor.

Wood, Jr.