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Dec. 30th 2007

 BIRMINGHAM, AL- A funny thing happened to me this year. Ahead of the new prank call CD coming out, I decided to make an animated version of a few of my prank calls. The first being the classic prank call Barbara’s Check with 2 more to following soon. Here’s the link to my animated version of Barbara’s Check. You know the drill, if you can’t view it on here. Then click the direct link.

If you don't feel like watching it then feel free to slap the pause button.

Dr. Azibo

I like the look the guy gave to Dr. Azibo but I think I want to make the animation a little more fluid. Right now my animation quality is somewhere between the 1st Season of 'South Park' and 'Transformers'. I want better animation But I'm sure that'll cost money  .

I should sell Girl Scout Cookies. I'm sure there's money in that. And Thin Mints are just as addictive as crack.

I know I want to do one for "Auburn Frat Party" and maybe another prank that I did with Ebony.  So I rummaged around Youtube & Myspace to find out that MANY people had already done this to my prank calls.

Well not actually animated videos like I wanted to do but they put pictures to some of my prank calls and synchronized the pics w/ the voices. Some of these videos are damn hilarious and I wanted to share some of them with you. .

I’ve never taken time to acknowledge the people on the internet who’ve put pics & video to my prank calls but damn it it’s high time I did it. Here's some of the best videos I saw. To me, the best thing about these videos to me is to read the comments people left on some of the videos.

This is one of the funniest videos to me. It wasn’t anywhere near the funniest prank I’ve done but the pictures really sold it.

I teamed up with another comedian (Xavier) and we called a lady posing as a gay couple claiming to be dating her boyfriend. 

The pictures used to portray me and Xavier are hilarious to me.

  WHO IS THIS ?  f/Xavier
There's also another video that stands out as well. It’s a young lady acting out the Barbara’s Check Prank call. COMPLETELY Lip syncing the call on video. This young lady's facial expressions are ON POINT as well. She should take some acting classes. I went back and forth with myself for quite some time trying to decide if this was impressive and an ultimate show of respect to my prank call …OR…if this was an illustration of what happens when you have a webcam and too much time on your hands. I'm still not sure.  But either way I'm going to mail her a free CD I owe her that much.

 

Here's a few more  that you might enjoy. You don't have to listen to them all now. just cut and paste the links and save em for a slow day on your job.

Marriage License- 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsaj5sV_3Ws

 Smoking in church

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvLzrWteSU&feature=related

Auburn Frat Party

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sYeZjNlJFY 
Goofing off on the internet I found these "Movie Takes" things that we did for the 'Reelz Channel' some months back.  We taped about 4-5 of them but apparently my :30 second take on why  'Hustle of Flow'  was a great movie was the only one to make the cut. I don't know what's worse, the 'too-tight' shirt I wore on 'Comics Unleashed' or the collar on my shirt in this video. I ironed that collar 4-5 times and it STILL does what it wants.

 

Now if you don't mind, I'm backlogged with blogs to write. Pardon me.

 Wood, Jr.