Tv Clips
Missed one of Roy's many TV appearances? Catch up
HERE
Prank Calls
Listen to Roy's hilarious Pranks updated twice a month.
Classic Pranks Archive
A compilation
of some of the
best of the best prank calls.
Parody Songs
Maybe it's a good freebie from my CD or something I found online!
"Freedom is -is the right to be yourself, to be who you are, to be who you wanna be, to do what you wanna do."-Assata Shakur
"If you only surround yourself with perfect people, then who are you helping?"- TRE' WILLIAMSON "Drugs don't ruin athletes. Drug TESTING ruins athletes."- DOUG STANHOPE " "There's a time and place for everything...it's called college"- ROY WOOD JR
"If winning isn't everything, then who the hell invented the scoreboard?"- COACH LOGAN "Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar."- JIM BROWER.
"I watch gay porn. I just pretend it's two guys going through warm-ups before the chick arrives."- DAVE ATTEL
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"Everybody is somebody because of somebody else."- CEE LO GREEN
"I have interests not hobbies. Hobbies cost money."- GEORGE CARLIN
"Anyone who says money hasn't changed them hasn't made enough money."- 50 CENT
"We wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities....aganist spiritual wickedness in high places."- EPHESIANS 6:12