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All Time Classics

These Pranks are the BEST of the BEST from the web. If all the pranks in this archive are playoff teams, then these pranks are the Super Bowl Champions.

NOTE: Only Prank Calls from the current month and previous month can be downloaded. Prank Calls in the Archive CAN NOT be downloaded. You're welcome to e-mail me a list of your favorites from the Archive and I'll send them to you. What you see is what you get. If the dirty version of certain pranks aren’t listed here then it’s because it doesn’t exist.

Barbara’s Check ( My Check )
	I called a nice little lady named Barbara to tell her we’re cutting her social security check to $250. This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”
Clean	Dirty

Car Title (Wille is Upset)
	One of the first pranks I ever did, where I call a guy to tell him that we’re not going to send him his the title to his car. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” Buy it Here !! (* Link to Merch Page*)
Clean

Roaches in the Chicken
	After she found a roach in her chicken I call a lady to follow up on her complaints to the local restaurant.
Clean	Dirty

Nephew Custody
	I call a lady about her getting custody of her younger nephew. This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”
Clean

The Fight f/ Rickey Smiley
	My good friend Rickey Smiley calls a lady as his granny character to ask her questions about a fight she tried to start. This prank is over 10 years old and I STILL laugh at it.
Clean

Auburn Frat Part
	I call an OLD SCHOOL redneck dude in North Carolina to challenge him about his son’s misconduct at Auburn University. ROLL TIDE !!! ALABAMA ALL DA WAY !!!
Clean	Dirty

Church AA Meeting
	I don't know how I overlooked this prank the first time around. But it's a CLASSIC from my most recent prank call CD.
Those of you that listen to the Rickey Smiley Morning might be remember this prank from 'Judy Tuesday's'
Church AA Meeting Dirty

Julio Del Fulio
What if you were the manager of a fast food restaurant...and your newest employee didn't speak English
and he was cursing out everyone who worked there. Some of you might disagree with this prank being in the classics but you know what...Eric Cartman Voice Screw You guys. LOL
Julio Del Fulio

Marriage License
	After trying to have her name changed on her marriage license I call a lady to inform her of additional fees. This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”
Clean	Dirty

Ensley high School
	A lady’s son was suspended from a local high school. I call to inform her that we’re going to delay her son’s readmission into the school. Fireworks ensue. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” Buy it Here !!
Clean	Dirty

Bike Repo
	This man started CRYING! A grown man started CRYING in the middle of a prank call. I told him we were coming to repo his motocycle and he proceeded to cry me a river.
Clean	Dirty

Roy’s Old Cell Phone f/ Ebony
	My good Friend Ebony (Rickey Smiley Morning Show) did this prank for me. A young lady in Birmingham was issued my old cell phone number. Ebony calls her posing as jealous ex-girlfriend. This prank is from my second prank CD- “CONFESSIONS OF A..BENCHWARMER”
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Other Classic Pranks

Never Even Met Her
	We call a lady to inform her that the father of her 3-year old daughter is seeking full custody...even though he's only bothered to see the child ONCE since she was born.
Clean

Alagasco Naked
	This one was an interesting call. and YES it's a true story. I called an employee of the gas company to get his side of the story in regards to a fight he had with a customer. The employee was at a man's home to cut off his gas. Turns out the customer was a mental case and he came outside BUTT NAKED to fight the employee to keep him from cutting his gas off.
Clean	Dirty

Daughter Sex
	I called a lady and accuse her two sons of trying to have sex with my daughter and videotaping it. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” Buy it Here !!
Clean

Basketball Recruit
	I call a lady posing as the head basketball coach of a small College demanding a reimbursement on money spent trying to recruit her son who decided to go to a different school.
Clean	Dirty

Buried My Sneakers f/ Rickey Smiley
	What if you accidentally buried a loved one in an expensive pair of sneakers. Would the funeral home dig him up for you? Rickey Smiley calls to find out.
Clean

45 & Stank Stank f/ Xavier
	I team up with good buddy Comedian Xavier to call a rap music producer to let him know that he stole a beat from one of our songs.
Clean

Welcome Massur f/ Ebony
	After cursing out a white customer at her job. Ebony (rickey Smiley Morning Show) & I call a black gas station employee to send her to a racial sensitivity seminar.
Clean	Dirty

Cadillac Burgular Bars
	This prank still makes me laugh. I had Dr. Azibo call a bugular bar company to see about having them installed in his new Cadillac.
Clean

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Jacksonvile Lease
	I called a lady here in Alabama to let her know that her automatic debits for her son's apartment rent weren't going through.
Clean	Dirty

Bubba’s Money
	This was a prank that could’ve gone wrong. I call a lady to collect money owed on a car she purchased from my brother. Here's the hitch.... SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM FOR HEART PROBLEMS. I tried to get off the phone with her but she wasn't having it. LOL
Clean

Collections Apology
	After he cursed out a collections agent. I call a man to get him to apologize to the lady he cursed out.
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Hire My Son
	If you’re a fan of Dr. Azbio you’ll like this one. He calls a fast food restaraunt to find out why his son wasn't hired for summer employment.
Clean

Arm in Toilet f/ Ebony
	Ebony ( Rickey Smiley Morning Show) teams up with me as we call a plumbing company to get their help us with a “predicament”.
Clean

Wheel Chair Mount
	The prank doesn’t get the credit I think it deserves. I called an auto dealership about mounting a wheel chair on the side of me car and…just listen. It’s too hard to explain. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” Buy it Here !!
Clean

Kenneth’s Kids
	Classic prank call where I call a lady to let her know that a man is trying to get custody of her kids.
Clean	Dirty

Baltimore Paramedic
	In the City of Baltimore some of the Paramedics and Fire Fighters are being denied overtime. The situation has infuriated the mother of one of the paramedics. I prank call the mom posing as her daugher's supervisor.
Clean	Dirty

Lemme Talk to Tina
	What would you do, if your wife's ex-boyfriend from FIFTEEN YEARS ago finally got out of jail and called your home attempting to rekindle the romance of almost two decades ago?
Clean	Dirty

Louis Vuitton Crack Pipe
	To be honest...I chickened out on this prank. I called a Sherrif's Deputy in Louisiana. He assists the local SWAT Team in serving high risk warrants. I call to inform him that one of the people he arrested was released and they want back some of the items he and the SWAT Team stole from his house. I probably could've pushed him harder, but let's be real about this..he's a police officer. I'm not going to jail for harassing a cop.
Clean

Apt Mexicans f/ Xavier
	A friend of mine, Comedian Xavier calls a here in Birmingham, AL and threatens to evict her after allegations surface that she's been rude to her Latino neighbors. These allegations are of course false.
Clean

Three Six Mafia Juke Box
	Since rap group Three-Six Mafia won an Oscar. I decided to call a few hotels to see about getting their music played in the elevator. I also called a few restaraunts to see about adding Three Six Mafia CD's to their jukebox. Not the greatest prank I've ever done but true rap music fans will appreciate it.
Clean

Three Six Mafia Dentist
	A remix of the previous Three Six Mafia Prank. This go round I call a dentist's office to demand a custom Three Six Mafia Grill comemmorating them winning an Oscar.
Clean	Dirty

Leather Teeth f/ Tre Williamson
	This is a prank call that Imy Parody Song partner Tre' Williamson did. You can find it as one of 4 bonus tracks on our Parody Song CD that's still for sale on this site. If you're not into rap music then you won't find the parody's that funny but if you are then you'll love the album as well as a few extra pranks. Tre' Calls a Dentist's office in an effort to get Leather Teeth...because he can't afford Gold.
Clean

Buford Car Repo f/ Rickey Smiley
	My good friend Rickey Smiley (* Rickey Smiley Morning Show*) calls a lady as his granny character to ask her questions about a fight she tried to start. This prank is over 10 years old and I STILL laugh at it.
Clean

Detroit Arrest
	One of the oddest prank calls I've done in a while. I call a man in Detroit telling him that his sister got arrested While I'm pranking him THE ACTUAL SISTER CALLS !!! What are the odds of that EVER happening? I have to change up the premise in the middle of the call. The dude tried to be a good sport about it but he still gave me a long Easter Speech about how prank calls aren't funny etc.
Clean	Dirty

Home Owners ASSC
	A man has some old cars and a boat in his front yard and I call posing as a member of the home owners association demanding that he move the vehicles.
Clean	Dirty

Bad Brakes
	Called a man in Houston to let him know that the brake work he did on a lady's Ford Explorer was HORRIBLE. Tempers flare. The best part is listening to his wife in the background trying to keep him from leaving the house. I met this dude at a comedy show a few months later. Cool dude.
Clean	Dirty

The Burning Bush
	A young man was lighting fireworks in his yard when a few of the embers set his neighbor's bushes and grass on fire. I'm calling as a relative of the neighbor demanding repair money.
Clean	Dirty

The Robbery
	Simple Premise… Imagine you go to rob a gas station and while you're in the process of robbing the place your get-a-way driver LEAVES YOU !!! Could you call for a Taxi Cab and explain your situation?
Clean

Stripper Baby Sit f/ Xavier
	Comedian Xavier calls a few strip clubs in the country to see if any of them offer a babysitting/ daycare service for their customers.
Clean

Nephew Tommy Prank Call on Rickey Smiley
	This prank comes courtesy of my good friend Nephew Tommy of the 'Steve Harvey Show' (* www.steveharvey.com *) Tommy Calls Comedian Rickey Smiley to tell him that his fraternity brothers aren't happy with his conduct.
You'd think with all the prank calls that Rickey does that he would've caught on to this but apparently we're ALL Subject to being pranks.
Clean	Clean2

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