SOMEWHERE OVER TEXAS AT 35,000 ft. – I’m getting sick of pointless lawsuits. When are we as people going to be held accountable for their own actions? Did you hear the one about the lady who died in a radio station contest after drinking too much water? — Hilarious. Not because the lady died, anytimeRead more…

Look Both ways before crossing the train tracks. That’s what you see all the time. You see the signs. You see it on the back of school buses. “We stop at ALL Railroad Crossings”. STOP, LOOK, LISTEN I believe was the railroad safety campaign they had back in the day. Remember that corny video inRead more…

DAMN ROY I’M TIRED OF STUPID GUYS COMING ON TO ME. WHY DO DUMB GUYS KEEP FLIRTING WITH ME?” Women always ask men this question from time to time. I didn’t have an answer to this question until I saw an episode of Sanford and Son on TV Land. Ladies you know why loser assRead more…

I turned 27 on Sunday. As you get older you start spending your birthdays comparing two checklists. The list of things you THOUGHT you would’ve achieved by now. And the list of things you HAVE achieved by now. Each year you come to realizations about yourself and scratch a thing or two off the list.Read more…