Jul
27

Birmingham You Lost a good one…

Posted in: General, Two Pennies by Roy

Caught word that a colleague in the world of journalism would be stepping down from ‘The Birmingham News’ today.  I can’t tell you how long Chanda Temple wrote for the paper, nor can I tell you much about her journalistic background before arriving at the paper. But what I can tell you about her is thatRead more…

Mar
09

Coffee, Comedy, & The Word Cunt- My Buddy Mike Destefano

Wood & Destefano in Arizona MARCH 9, 2011 I no longer use the term ‘friend’ lightly. I’ve learned over the past couple of years just how few friends I really have. The older you get you’re more likely to take people OFF that list rather than ADDING people to that list. Outside of the guysRead more…

Jan
29

Don’t Put it in My Mouth

Posted in: Birmingham, Two Pennies by Roy

BIRMINGHAM, AL – Greetings from the dental chair. Years and years of eating Snicker’s Bars, Rice Krispy Treats and Crunch N’ Munch cereal has finally caught up with me. My reward for poor teeth maintenance as a child, two fillings. What better way to spend a day off in Birmingham than by letting a whiteRead more…

Jan
25

Apparently I Have a Drinking Problem

Posted in: Two Pennies by Roy

I’m not that big on weddings. I’ll only go to them if I’m in them. A longtime friend asked me to be in his. I’ve known him since ’92 so I didn’t hesitate in saying ‘yes’. Weddings put me in a weird mood. I guess it’s all of the rituals that you have to watchRead more…

Sep
13

Balls of Lint on My Scrotum- An Open Letter to Rippa

Posted in: General, Two Pennies by Roy

Balls of Lint on My Scrotum – An Open Letter to Rippa. Hello Rippa. This is a long read. So if you’re driving or busy with other things then save this message for later. I don’t know you. But from the looks of things I assume you know me, but for formality’s sake I’ll introduceRead more…

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