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The Stripper Pole and the Ugly Kid.

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"Freedom is -is the right to be yourself, to be who you are, to be who you wanna be, to do what you wanna do."-Assata Shakur "If you only surround yourself with perfect people, then who are you helping?"- TRE' WILLIAMSON "Drugs don't ruin athletes. Drug TESTING ruins athletes."- DOUG STANHOPE " "There's a time and place for everything...it's called college"- ROY WOOD JR "If winning isn't everything, then who the hell invented the scoreboard?"- COACH LOGAN "Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar."- JIM BROWER. "I watch gay porn. I just pretend it's two guys going through warm-ups before the chick arrives."- DAVE ATTEL . "Everybody is somebody because of somebody else."- CEE LO GREEN "I have interests not hobbies. Hobbies cost money."- GEORGE CARLIN "Anyone who says money hasn't changed them hasn't made enough money."- 50 CENT "We wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities....aganist spiritual wickedness in high places."- EPHESIANS 6:12