six months ago, my brother Donald and my husband, Bill worked at the same company. My Husband found out that my brother was stealing merchandise and reported it. The supervisor reported it to the police, and my brother was charged with a misdemeanor and sentenced to some community service. When it was discovered that it was my husband who dropped the dime my brother and my parents quit speaking to us. I want Bill to be a part of my family. My family thinks Bill should have kept his mouth shut. What do you think? DENISE- ATLANTA, GA
You Husband should be happy to be alive. Your best bet is to keep your brother away from your husband. I can guarantee that the next time your brother sees him, he’s going to beat his ass. You’re married to a snitch and I hope that you don’t have little tattle tale kids who write names on the board for the teacher and then put those little damn check marks next to your name for repeat offenders. I’m from the West Side of Birmingham, and round here we would’ve beat his ass. Your family ain’t shit. CLYDE.
Excuse the length of my Question, but I’m really worried.
I am having problems with my next door neighbor who called me several months ago to tell me that my son was “forcing” her son (both are 6 years old) to “play doctor.” My son said this was something they both decided to do and that he did not force the boy. She told my children they could no longer play with hers. She then said, very matter-of-factly that my son has displayed numerous aggressive behaviors that sent up “red flags” to her. She claimed to have spoken to her friends, her pediatrician & a child psychologist about this & all agreed/ .She has been spreading stories in the neighborhood that there is something bad about my children. Some of the other neighborhood children have been avoiding our family. This is a small town. It is awkward for everyone. How should I act around her? ALICIA STOWELL- APOPKA, FL
A 6-year Old Boy asks another 6-year Old Boy to play “Doctor”. Your son is gay. If Not he’s defitenly preparing for auditions. If your son is gay, fine no problem but this lady’s son shouldn’t be forced to attened dress rehearsals. And it’s best that they quit playing doctor now, before it’s time for you son to check his temp….with a rectal thermomoter. CLYDE.
Hey Clyde ,My daughter just turned 6. She is not a bedwetter. The other night she got up and urinated in her closet. She then stripped and went back to bed. Her little sister has had two episodes of talking/screaming in her sleep (her eyes were wide open but she was still asleep!). Her dad and uncle both sleepwalked when they were small. Is this something I should be concerned about? DORRIS HAYES -CARY, NC
What the Hell where you drinking when you were pregnant with these damn kids. For God’s sake she’s pissin in the closet. I suggest either putting a toilet in the closet or giving that lil chick some more Flintstone Vitamins. As for the second one, that lil heffa is possessed. you need to got get her one of those old white preachers.CLYDE.
My 4-½ year old granddaughter is becoming difficult to discipline. She recently picked up a trinket at a grocery store. She has begun talking back. She also has hit her teacher at preschool. I need help in determining an approach for her. GERALDINE- NASHVILLE, TN
Hmmm, childhood discipline is always a touchy subject. You never want to be too stern with your kids in public because this is considered a misdemeanor. Since I don’t have any kids I really can’t tell you much about raising your own seeds but I am able to offer suggestions. I’m not sure how familiar you are with the World Wrestling Federation (* WWF*) but I’m sure if you sit down and watch an hour of this great athletic spectacle then you’ll see plenty of great child discipline techniques. Nothing like good old fashioned choke slam to right the wrongs of a 4 year old devil child.
May I also suggest some other classic moves such as the Figure 4 leg lock, Piledriver, and Suplex. When you execute these moves on this young girl, don’t hold back . Bones in kids that young are still cartilage so they give with the blows. So rear back and have a lil fun and teach em a lesson while you at it. CLYDE.
I am really stressing about college. I haven’t received my acceptances yet from the colleges I applied to and I am worried that I will not get into any of them. I need ways to stop my stress. HELP ME!!
Newsflash….it’s the middle of the damn summer, if you didn’t get a letter from your favorite college before High School graduation then baby I don’t think you made it. You’re probably a dumbass with a 0.4 GPA or something and just keeping hope alive and that’s fine and there’s nothing wrong with that. Everyone in the family can’t go to college…someone has to be the drunk uncle who runs the BBQ grill. It’s my feelings that this incident as a message from God. God gives all of us a special talent, so go get a bag of Charcoal and use yours. CLYDE.
